Straight To The Core Of The Earth

ess, bench, sei a mensch

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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Photo Project 2014 | Rally to Improve Birth

fuckyeahsexeducation:

It’s time to #BreaktheSilence about the routine abuses that take place in the American maternity care system.  Sharing our stories is the first step, and we thank you for your courage in doing so.  These photos are powerful statements about what must change, now.

Please describe a specific instance in which you were bullied, coerced, abused, or physically forced in your maternity care.  (You may do this anonymously if you choose, by not showing your face in the photo.  We will not publish any identifying information.)

50 Questions You've Never Been Asked

1. What's your favorite candle scent?

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?

5. Do you know a hoarder?

6. Can you do a split?

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

8. How many oceans have you swam in?

9. How many countries have you been to?

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

12. What would you name your son if you had one?

13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

18. Did your mother go to college?

19. Are your grandparents still married?

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?

22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

25. Is your father bald?

26. Do you know triplets?

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?

28. Have you ever had Indian food?

29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?

34. Who's your favorite person in the world?

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

36. Can you whistle?

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?

40. What medical conditions do you have?

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?

43. Where do you buy your jeans?

44. What's the last compliment you got?

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?

50. Why do you have a tumblr?

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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HOW TO PAGAN

thephantomhunter:

idk just burn that shit as an offering 

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hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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cladinscarlet:

Healing with Aquamarine
Color: Green-blue
Appearance: Clear to opaque crystal, often small and tumbles or faceted
Rarity: Readily available
Source: US, Mexico, Russia, Brazil, India, Ireland, Zimbabwe, Afghanistan, Pakistan 
Healing: Aquamarine is useful for sore throats, swollen glands, and thyroid problems. It harmonizes the pituitary and the thyroid, regulating hormones and growth. This stone has a general tonic effect. It strengthens the body’d cleansing organs and aids the eyes, jaw and teeth, and stomach. It is useful for counteracting short- or long-sightedness and calms overreactions of the immune system and autoimmune diseases such as hay fever. 
Position: Hold or place as appropriate. Can be placed on the eyes or used as an elixir. 
(Source: The Crystal Bible by Judy Hall)

cladinscarlet:

Healing with Aquamarine

Color: Green-blue

Appearance: Clear to opaque crystal, often small and tumbles or faceted

Rarity: Readily available

Source: US, Mexico, Russia, Brazil, India, Ireland, Zimbabwe, Afghanistan, Pakistan 

Healing: Aquamarine is useful for sore throats, swollen glands, and thyroid problems. It harmonizes the pituitary and the thyroid, regulating hormones and growth. This stone has a general tonic effect. It strengthens the body’d cleansing organs and aids the eyes, jaw and teeth, and stomach. It is useful for counteracting short- or long-sightedness and calms overreactions of the immune system and autoimmune diseases such as hay fever. 

Position: Hold or place as appropriate. Can be placed on the eyes or used as an elixir. 

(Source: The Crystal Bible by Judy Hall)

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thebeastpeddler:

Tiny clay and earth mandrakes!

Coming with me to Cambridge Open Markets on Friday, then going up in the shop!

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